{"id":190,"date":"2006-04-07T15:00:40","date_gmt":"2006-04-07T18:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/?p=190"},"modified":"2011-09-23T14:24:25","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T17:24:25","slug":"el-secreto-de-la-vida-eterna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"El secreto de la vida eterna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image191\" title=\"alex.jpg\" alt=\"alex.jpg\" src=\"\/files\/chistes\/alex.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/><\/p>\n<div align=\"justify\">Para conseguir vivir para siempre no hace falta ser Indiana Jones, sortear pruebas mortales para llegar al Santo Grial y al fin beber de la fuente de la Eterna Juventud (que\u00a0de todos modos solo\u00a0ten\u00eda efecto si se\u00a0estaba dentro del templo).<br \/>\nClaro que no. Para curarte cualquier enfermedad, o ya simplemente dejar de envejecer, este chino que ven ac\u00e1 lo consigui\u00f3 solo con un cacho de pl\u00e1stico y dos imanes.<br \/>\nTodo el asunto vienen en forma de anillo, y cuesta nada mas que U$S 31,00, una ganga si te pon\u00e9s a pensar\u00a0que al fin y al cabo ten\u00e9s toda la eternidad para poder recuperarlo.<br \/>\nBueno el que quiera comprarse uno, o varios solo tiene que entrar <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alexchiu.com\/spanish\/\" target=\"_blank\">ac\u00e1<\/a><br \/>\nDisfrutenlo y nos vemos en 10.000 a\u00f1os!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Para conseguir vivir para siempre no hace falta ser Indiana Jones, sortear pruebas mortales para llegar al Santo Grial y al fin beber de la fuente de la Eterna Juventud (que\u00a0de todos modos solo\u00a0ten\u00eda efecto si se\u00a0estaba dentro del templo). &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/?p=190\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2126,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-noticias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1579,"href":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions\/1579"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diosgalon.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}